"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
"If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?"
"I can make ANY cat go "woof." All you need is some gasoline and a match!"
~Russell W. Laughlin
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
~Joan Rivers
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
~Mae West
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep.
That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
~Jean Kerr
"... The male functions is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks."
~Valeria Solanis
"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
~Kyoya, 9 Advice from Kids
"In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination."
~Louis J. Camuti, DVM
"Can nature possibly be as absurd as it seems to us in these atomic experiments?"
~Werner Heisenberg
"A dog shouldn't kill you for touching his pectineus."
~Dr. Mark Mattison DVM
"You're nothing more than a specialized veterinarian! You only deal with one species, I deal with seven!"
~Dr. Robin Downing DVM, conversing with her physician
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
~Anonymous
"Better is the enemy of good."
~Dr. Randy Kantzer, DVM
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun."
~Billy Joel
"You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for."
~Billy Joel
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
~Hedy Lamar
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."
~Anonymous
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